Assignments

Pun

I'm guna open a Can of Whoop-Ass on your butt. So for my pun project i created a whoop-ass can. It's a bit of a simple project, I'll admit that but it did take me a while to come up with. The idea was inspired by the old cartoon character Popeye, who always opens and eats a can of spinach when its go time.

Product

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